This is Unbreakable Izaya x Reader

“So what did you buy for Izaya? I would think he’d be the most difficult to buy a present for.” You walk down the street, tucking the small red wrapped present under your arm and sticking your hand in your pocket. The streets are filled with people running to shops to buy Christmas presents or enjoying the decorations in windows. You stop in front of a toy store and smile at the toy train going around a Christmas tree, small puffs of smoke coming out from the top of the toy.

“Erika I have been his girlfriend for four years now. I would like to think I can buy a decent present for him. But you’re completely right; he’s difficult to buy for because his interests can change in a blink of an eye. It’s a secret to what I got him so you’ll have to wait to see on Christmas.” You giggle at her loud whine. “Have you gotten anything for Kyohei, Saburo, or Walker?”

You walk pass the toy store and head towards a candy store. You open the door, ringing the bell, and inhale the scent of peppermint and chocolate. The young female shopkeeper standing behind the counter smiles and waves at you before resuming her work of crushing peppermint canes. You head towards the chocolate section and examine the boxes carefully.

“I’m deciding to make all their presents this year. I accidentally spent too much money buying this Christmas cosplay so I have to be creative this year.” You chuckle and roll your eyes at your friend’s nervous laughter, deciding on a rectangular box of caramel, raspberry, and mint chocolates. You bring up the box to the counter and the lady rings up the box. You hold your phone between your shoulder and ear and dig out your wallet.

“Give me a sec Erika, I’m buying another present.” You set your phone down on the counter and hand the lady a $20 for the $10.50 box. She presses a few buttons on the cash register before opening it and counting your change.

“Would you like this gift wrapped free of charge? I can personalize the tag and all for you.” She gives you back the money and you nod happily.

“Oh yes please! Would you make it out to Shizuo Heiwajima and add the note ‘something sweet for your sweet tooth.’ The woman nods and wraps the box in snowflake wrapping paper and writes the note. She hands you the box with a bag and you place both presents in the bag, picking up your phone and putting it back near your ear. “Thank you very much!”

“What did you get this time?” Erika questions as you walk out of the candy store and head to the anime store. You swing the bag back and forth as you smile at your productiveness in buying gifts.

“Got Shizuo some chocolate; can’t go wrong with that. And Erika next time you should watch your money more carefully before you blow it all on something.” You snicker at her fake sobbing and shake your head. “You know it’s true; you can’t help yourself when you’re around cute cosplays or anime products in general. No matter I still love you though and I’ll get you an amazing Christmas gift.” You hold your phone away from your ear and close one eye as Erika starts squealing over the phone enthusiastically.

“Oh [name] I love you so much! You’re the cutest, sweetest, best moe friend a girl could have! I’ll be sure to make you something so super awesome! What to make hmmm. And what are my capabilities in succeeding to make a wonderful present for you? Maybe I should ask L from Death Note for the percentage of my success rate; he is a genius after all. Or I’ll run it by Yumachi and see what he thinks.” You walk closer to the anime store when you see a figure in black skipping happily towards you.

You squint your eyes and notice fur trim on a black jacket. You sigh and hold your face in your hand as you realize it’s your boyfriend Izaya skipping towards you with a wide grin on his face. “Hey Erika guess who I’m going to run into? Izaya is coming right at me with a stupid look on his face, what does he want now?” You wanted a day to yourself to buy presents for all your friends without Izaya pestering you on why you’re buying a particular gift for someone or rambling on about his views on the holiday season. Of course you loved Izaya with all your heart but every girl needs time to herself to shop and be alone.

“[Name] what an unexpected surprise running into you! I didn’t expect you to be here.” Izaya places a few kisses on each of your cheeks and you blush slightly, giving him a large hug and kissing his nose.

“Izaya I know you knew where I would be at. I did tell you where I was going for the whole day; it’s not a coincidence that you showed up here.” You giggle at Izaya’s shrug at you catching him in his lie and grins. He looks at your bag you’re carrying and tries to take a look inside before you quickly place it behind your back.

“No peeking until Christmas; it’ll ruin the surprise. You’ll just have to be patient. Now I have a bunch of shopping I have to get done so I’ll be on my way. I’ll see you at home.” You give Izaya a kiss on the cheek and walk past him, placing your phone back on your ear.

“I wonder what your secret is in getting along with him so well. I know I couldn’t date him at all; I would get a little freaked out being so close to him. Don’t get me wrong though he’s an amazing guy and super hot! But some of his actions are a bit questionable.” Izaya frowns slightly and starts following you, running up to your side and stuffing his hands in his pockets.

“I’m bored and have nothing to do though [name]. Why don’t I help you in your shopping? Even though I think Christmas is nothing more than a commercial holiday designed to make humans buy pointless gifts for beloved ones that they’ll never use. It’s also a time of spending and trying to outdo one another for the most elaborate gift.” He shakes his head and chuckles. “Humans are so interesting when it comes to expressing their love. They only try to show affection through material objects found easily in a store, no thought put into it at all. Despite their flaws I still love them all. But not as much as I love you; you’re my favorite human.” Izaya looks over to you and feels his eye twitch when he sees you not paying attention to him at all, engrossed in your phone conversation and nothing else.

“Well you’ve known Walker longer than any of us; shouldn’t you have at least an idea on what to buy for him? Get Saburo something for his van since that’s practically his baby and find something cool for Kyohei.” You pull out your wallet and count your money before pocketing it and quickening your pace.

Izaya catches up to you again and taps you on the shoulder a tad irritated. “[Name] did you hear a word about what I was talking about back there?” You look at Izaya and place a finger to your lips, pointing to your phone.

“Izaya I can’t hear Erika speak. You know it’s rude to talk when people are on the phone.” You smirk slightly as Izaya growls softly, knowing that he hates it when people ignore him. He gets especially angry when you ignore him but you can’t help but tease the info broker. You think it’s funny and cute to see the usually composed man become angry over small things.

You start walking again when Izaya taps your shoulder a little harder. “[Name] could you ask Erika to call you back? I would like to spend some time with you and not have any interruptions.” You smile sweetly at the raven before putting your finger to your lips again.

Izaya narrows his eyes darkly before snatching the phone away from your ear. You look at him in shock and try to grab the phone back. He lifts it high above your reach and takes a step back. “I didn’t want to have to do this but I don’t like you ignoring me. “ He smiles widely and chuckles quietly. “So what I’m going to do is take your precious cell phone and smash it.” He drops the phone on the ground and steps on it with his right foot. He begins stomping on your cell phone numerous times, laughing loudly at your stunned expression.

“This is what happens when you ignore me [name]! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha.” He stops laughing and lifts his foot off your phone to inspect the damage. He stares at your phone in confusion; the only thing broken is your phone charm that used to dangle from the top of the phone. Izaya looks at your intact phone for a few more moments before using his foot to stomp on it again.

“This phone has some fight to it. But Izaya Orihara will crush you! Say goodbye to your life with [name]!” He lifts his foot off the phone again and gasps in surprise. Seeing that the phone is still intact, he begins jumping up and down on the phone.

“Break you stupid thing! What is wrong with this piece of junk?” Izaya quits jumping and picks up the phone in frustration. He walks to the street and hurls the phone in front of a large truck. The truck quickly runs over it and Izaya claps his hands happily. “Finally I’ll have won!” He skips out to the street and his mouth drops open when the phone is still in one piece.

“How did you survive that?! You got ran over by a truck and you’re still alive?!” Izaya yells as he grabs the phone and runs out of the street. He goes back over to you and throws the phone again into the street, having ten cars run over it. Izaya stomps his foot on the ground childishly as he retrieves the phone and storms back over to you. He grips the phone tightly and chucks it at the brick wall near you, grabbing his hair when the phone falls to the floor unharmed.

“How can this phone get the better of me?! Just break already! How can I be outsmarted by a phone this isn’t possible!” You giggle and pat Izaya on the back, picking up your phone and brushing the dirt off. You give the raven a kiss on the cheek and ruffle his hair playfully.

“Why don’t you go home and do some work or relax for a while? I’m going to finish shopping and I’ll see you back at home. And you owe me a new phone charm so don’t forget.” Izaya hangs his head and nods slowly, giving you a kiss on the forehead and sulking on his way back home.

“Hey Erika sorry for my pause. Can you still hear me?” You have your phone back to your ear as you continue on to the anime store.

“What the heck was all that? I heard Izaya talking, laughter, car horns, Izaya yelling, more car noises, all kinds of weird sounds! What happened?!” You laugh and shake your head, wiping away a tear from your eye.

“Izaya got mad that I wasn’t paying attention to him so he grabbed my phone and tried to break it. The dumbass was trying to break my Nokia phone of all things. Doesn’t he know these phones are unbreakable; almost indestructible? He tried stomping on it, threw it out in the street, threw it at a wall, and it didn’t break at all. It was pretty entertaining to see him get so worked up over trying to destroy my phone. Ah well I still love him despite his craziness. But the score for today is Nokia phone: 1 and Izaya Orihara: 0.”